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You think to yourself: No, I need to change something. So you go on an Internet date. Because being alone on Valentine’s pathetic. And you know what? That guy actually did come here. Walked in that door, saw you, sensed your desperation and figured he’d get more action at home with a -pack and a good internet connection. Well? Did I get it right? So, off we go? Listen, asshole. Tomek. You don’t get . You’re like this to me. The only big thing about you is your ego. Men used to have honor, principles, they conquered the world for women they were chivalrous, like knights on white horses. But what would you know about that? All you know are stupid lines like: “Hey, I’m a celebrity, let’s do a selfie and go to my place, cause I’m awesome!” I’d rather die alone than go home with a creep like you. Miss Miss Ania! Yes? Look. Let’s imagine it’s our G. Hey. That’s all for today. You did great. Wonderful. Hello, principal. Hello, Ela. Making progress, isn’t she. We’d make more with a working piano. Sure, that’s the first thing I’ll get when I win the lottery. That’s not why I’m here. You’re going to have to rehearse in the gymnasium. Work it outwith the new PE teacher. You promised me a new room. How am I supposed to prepare the concert there? I don’t have a new room, and I need this one. Besides, do you know how much it costs to support your music program? It costs a lot. I know. Could we at least just fix the piano? I already told you we do not have the budget. I’d gladly buy you one myself, if I could. But I can’t. Get it? I don’t have any money. Not a dime. What I do have is a wife, and a daughter. One is glued to the Internet, taking selfies all day, and the other can’t hold down a job for a month because she thinks she’s an artist! A artist! And she thinks it’s some incredible work of art she’s creating when it’s really just a goddamn haircut! Bogdan What?! I’m sorry. Mr. Malinowski, Miss Kwiatkowska. Get acquainted, I’m off. Good day. Is he always like this? Problems at home. Piotr. Ania. Nice one. I used to have a band, I wanted to earn my living that way. Life had other plans. You played the bass? The saxophone. But that’s a bass clef. Yeah, I realised the next morning. So how do we deal with the gymnasium? We’ll work something out. So you got stood up by some Ant_Man, propositioned by the iest guy on TV, and made a complete ass out of yourself all in the same night? Impressive. Could you tone it down a bit? Yes, of course, pardon me. Is he as sit still as cute in person as he is on TV? I’d totally bang him! Pardon me? Grab the broom, Zośka. He’s the biggest jerk I’ve ever met. You haven’t met my boss then. Now toss your head back look at this volume. And voila! The new, incredible you. Beautiful. What’s this?! Well, the new incredible you? Where is my long black hair? In the trash? You really look much better now. Brighter, younger, even thinner Miss I asked you to just trim my split ends and refresh my color. Yes, and I refreshed that black. Now it’s a fresh, modern auburn. I didn’t ask for a fresh, modern auburn.



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