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I told you no one wears their hair like that anymore! it’s out of style! Excuse me? What do you mean: out of style?! She wanted to say that you now have a future look. I didn’t want that! I thought you liked the future, your last hairdo was from Planet of the Apes! Amateurs! You don’t deserve me! Fired me after three days? I’m the best damn hairdresser they ever had! I know, amateurs. Help us, Zosia. What now? Bogdan will kill me when he finds out. And he probably will. I won’t say a thing. And what will I do tomorrow? I’ll leave you my keys under the doormat. Really? You’re a lifesaver. WORLD ACCORDING TO THE WOLF Out of all the orgasms I had recently, the biggest one came today when I saw the calendar. International Women’s Day! Modern world’s greatest achievement. Congratulations! Asshole. Women have everything. They’re strong! Ambitious! Unhappy and obviously single! I’m terribly sorry. I can explain. Too late. And here’s why: unhappy women scare men away! I recently met an interesting example of the modern woman on her first Internet date in her natural habitat the single’s bar. Meet Hania! You broke the record by waiting for hours, here’s your diploma. No, thank you. I’m still waiting for someone. Yes, but do they know you are? Let me help you. What will you have? A knight conquering the world for women. Are you watching this? He can’t do that! Well, he actually can He can’t abuse people like that! And he has a white horse Jesus. A white horse? Well yeah, a white horse Now this is embarrassing. Pardon me, that dish is not on the menu. May I suggest a businessman with no time for his family, an artist without a horse or a penny or a smoking hot beefcake with a horse’s brains. Which one do you choose? None of them! We didn’t fight for equal rights just so I’m not like that at all. Well you kind of are. What do I do? Everyone will laugh at me. Relax, no one will recognize you. Then I don’t know who would be right. I told you, you look great in that turtleneck. Excuse me a moment. Hi, Ania Hi. So, about that gymnasium What were you guys talking about? The Wolf’s show. Really. You watch that show as well? Sometimes. Yesterday he had this funny puppet, this helpless, bespectacled pathetic Why pathetic? Maybe she just had principles? So you watched it too? A bit. You can’t fault a puppet for having standards. But she talked like my grandmother. Maybe your grandma is smart! Too bad men today aren’t more like our grandfathers! But my grandfather was an asshole. Marcel, relax. We’re gonna get cancelled! Trust me, women love being insulted. Not this woman. Which woman? The independent, consciously childless, professionally fulfilled, -year-old feminist icon who heads our network. Is the icon in? Yes, she is she’s with someone now. We’ll wait. I warned you to tone it down. I’m not being paid to tone it down. Besides, it was so funny I was still laughing when I got home. You and your Neanderthal followers. She’ll fire us, you’ll see. Thank you very much, that’s fantastic news! Have fun doing your TV!



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